All men of the world can find common ground in these simple rules of “evacuation” etiquette.

A Zarathustra Studios Production. More information available at:
http://z-studios.com/films/2006/09/13/mre/

A machinima film made with The Sims 2, Sim City 4, MOHO, and other tools.


This movie is part of the collection: Machinima

Director: Overman
Producer: Overman
Production Company: Zarathustra Studios
Audio/Visual: 44.1kHz stereo, color
Language: English
Keywords: The Sims 2; SimCity 4; Overman; Zarathustra Studios; Rice, Phil; Electronic Arts; Maxis
Contact Information: Zarathustra Studios: http://z-studios.com /// overman [at] z-studios [dot] com

Creative Commons license: Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike

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Reviewer: splue - - May 30, 2011
Subject: there are no couches in ur restrooms
that's so weird!

Reviewer: brsean - - April 3, 2011
Subject: Hilarious and well-made, but....
No, Attowat, I'm not gay, and if I were I'd go to NARTH for reparative therapy, since the 'gay gene' is a myth of the gay lobby & social controllers.

Now the review: Great work! But I do take issue with two things: the supposed precepts of 1) not flushing a toilet with someone else's unflushed poop in it, and 2) not making any "noises" when relieving oneself. As to the first, that only makes more probable the backlog and ensuing chaos and breakdown of civilization that one is trying to avoid. As for 2) An old Latin precept (from the Salerno school) states "Antiquo more mingens pedit absque pudore," i.e. "According to ancient custom a urinating person passes gas without shame," or more loosely, it's OK to fart and pee at the same time. Now if that's true for peeing, a fortiori one can definitely POOP and pass gas at the same time (and who can control the sound volume of that, esp when sitting on the toilet?)Also, viewers may not realize that Abraham Maslow, described somewhat favorably in the video, is also considered to be the "Father" of the modern "self-improvement" movement, with all the moral relativism, bogus "self-esteem" and "values clarification" teaching, and basically much of the moral anarchy we see in our hurting world. He deserves to be more than just "knee-deep in butt pudding," as poor, innocent Sammy unfortunately found himself here. For more on Maslow, see www.culturewars.com/CultureWars/1999/torches.html, also E. Michael Jones' new book, "The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit and its impact on World History." A lengthy review is at Robert Sungenis' website.) Maslow was never shy in proposing sexual activity as a form of social engineering. By 1967, Maslow was referring to the self-actualization which encounter groups were supposed to bring about as “S. A. stuff,” which had become, in turn, just part of the “Esalen-Dionysian” enterprise. One year before his death, he could now detect in all of these activities the odor of “insanity and death” (May 17, 1969 journal entry).

Reviewer: micah6vs8 - - January 16, 2011
Subject: Special effects?
Makeup Artist? Costume Designer? Best Boy? Was this made by Larry Craig and/or the Chicken Hawk Union?
I must admit I didn't spend my time watching this. By my age if you don't have this stuff down you definitely are wearing latex w/ the various sex toys inside and around you.
Got bleach?

Reviewer: Deichbrand_1 - - January 16, 2011
Subject: we finally know
how to behave in a men's restroom. Sadly, not all possible designs were discussed, so it might be good to have a sequel.

Reviewer: attowatt - - April 5, 2009
Subject: yo
brsean... lighten up. its ok. we know ur gay.

Reviewer: b01141q - - August 31, 2008
Subject: Male Restroom Etiquette
Very cool! Sould be played in mens restrooms everywhere.

Reviewer: hazyinseptember - - June 9, 2008
Subject: sample city
this is great! very entertaining and offers many opportunities for sampling goodness..

Reviewer: Gilbertdos - - May 31, 2008
Subject: Highly Entertaining?
This vid is highly entertaining in a guttural sort of way. Fits my imagination perfectly!

Reviewer: valloton - - April 3, 2008
Subject: a must see
wise lessons for everyone around the globe

Reviewer: captainpat - - August 25, 2007
Subject: Rest Room
Great short film. Thanks for posting here. Gave me a good laugh. Now I know where I have been going wrong....

Reviewer: oni kudaki - - June 22, 2007
Subject: !
comedy gold!

Credits

Based on the Everything2 node by
Andy Emmerich and "Goat Attack"
http://everything2.com/

Screenplay By Phil Rice

Directed by Overman

Narrator - Overman
Ralph - Craig Howe
Charles - Phil Rice
Sammy - George Spelvin

Set Decorator - cyclonesue
Set Decorator - Dr. Zombrius

Key Makeup Artist - Tantchen
Makeup Artist - FionaAzreal
Makeup Artist - willstefan

Costume Designer - CONSORT
Costume Designer - Bunny
Costume Designer - sherrie

Chief Lighting Technician - Gunmod
Best Boy - Chocolate Pi

Special Effects - Quaxi
Special Effects - J.M. Pescado
Special Effects - Squinge
Special Effects - jgwhiteus

Transportation Captain - Petreak

Still Photography:
"NYC Brooklyn: Smith and 9th station" by Dschwen
"Beitou Market" by Junewei Chang
"Beschreibung" by Bernd Hutschenreuther
"Metroba" by DalaiL
"Rathaus Damme" by Elke Wetzig
"Hallgrimskirkja" by Andreas Tille
"Kilchberg" by Peter Berger
"Torre Tagle Lima" by Herwig Reidlinger
Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

"The Blue Marble"
Courtesy NASA/JPL-Caltech


Sound Design and Music by Overman